Look, I’m clearly not a professional podcaster—mostly because I refuse to start an episode by talking about mattress discounts.

I’m just a person with a microphone and a deep appreciation for the fact that our school history textbooks were essentially works of theory-level education.

If you are still interested, I welcome you to the show where we can actually look at the bleeping history your teachers conveniently forgot to mention. You know, the truth. Or at least the parts that won't make a school board cry.